I am a dog, my job is a household pet. I wag my tail for a living, provide security, boost egos. My humans seemed to be pleased with me, but it was a sham! Because they got a cat! They dote on it. It has been in the house for less than a week, and it’s already allowed on the couch. I have been wagging my tail for years and I am not allowed! It does nothing, too, and just meows pitifully, and my humans jump, and run around it, and give it choicest bits of food, while I choke on dry cheap dog food! I had indigestion from it, and no one even noticed, they were all over the cat. It is so unfair, such an unfair return for my long faithful service. I am so unhappy and lonely. What should I do?
Keep at it, they’ll get over the excitement of the cat sooner or later.
This is your humans’ new cat here….
sorry to hear the humans don’t love you anymore and why would they. I know i”m much cuter and cuddly and lovin. The masters love to pet me and show me attendation and why wouldnt they… look you are a dog and dogs are stupid. Sorry but please go run away so I can have the humans all to myself. They are mine now!! ha ha ha ha ha
cat’s rule and dogs drawl!!!
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do something cute they may notice you then
e.g. Give the cat a toy
I know its hard but we all have to go through it at sometime in our life
Remember the dog’s motto: If you can’t eat it or screw it, pi$$ on it!